Why is this my life?! Kids come home from school with weird and wonderful things — they are constantly full of surprises. He went to Saturday tutoring this past weekend, came home with this and we had no idea until yesterday morning. Want to join the family? Sign up to our Kidspot newsletter for more stories like this. So what was the object that the oblivious boy was rubbing on this innocent little face? Why a bright gold vibrator, of course …. Needless to say, Janay and Adrian were rolling on the floor in hysterics about what had just happened. They switch classes! You are all are WILD!!

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Unlike a lot of mothers in my suburban community, I have no problem talking to my kids about sex. In fact, I'm very comfortable talking honestly, openly, and nonjudgmentally about it. I was raised by a stylish diva mom of the Mad Men era. Twice divorced, she was slightly embittered but unequivocal when she told me flatly, "Sex is the one thing a man can give you that will make you happy. This is what informed how I educated my daughter about sex, although my tutelage was far from embittered—because sex, love, and relationships have always been a highly satisfying part of my life.
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Kiddos like to bring home all sorts of crazy things from school: other kids' jackets, gems they've found outside, sometimes even an animal or two. But we're pretty sure that not many kids have brought home the personal -- um -- face massager that Janay Garcia's son accidentally did, and honestly, that's probably for the best. It all went down one day after her fourth-grader, AJ, came home from Saturday tutoring with a "special new toy," the mom from San Antonio, Texas, explained in a Facebook post. The mom later explained that kids in AJ's grade switch classrooms and desks throughout the day, so it would be almost impossible to know who left the toy for her son to find. But that doesn't matter just yet.