Yes, we know, our world is shattered too ahem. Speaking in an interview with The Daily Beast, Dustin explained how the whole sex tape idea was just a way to make money and even HE isn't stupid enough to get his actual penis out on film. Describing how he saw everyone from Colin Farrell to Paris Hilton supposedly doing the deed on camera, he says: "My buddy and I were sitting on the couch and [Paris'] video came on the news, and they were saying that it was confirmed that she had business relations with this video and was making money off of each one sold. So my friend said, 'Damn, buddy! A Screech video's gotta be worth at least a million! So, Screech then went on what must have been the most peculiar shopping trip of all time, to buy a fake willy for his money-making sex tape venture. As you do. I got a stunt wang. I'm not an idiot. I'm not going to really put myself out there.

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Thanks for contacting us. We've received your submission. TV star Dustin Diamond died Monday after battling stage 4 cancer , which he just announced last month. He was 44 years old. Screech gave loving representation to science kids — long before their cool counterparts dressed up as Elon Musk for Halloween — for nearly 13 years, through three incarnations of the show. The snub is said to have been handed down due to the negative notoriety that seemed to dog Diamond. In fact, according to the Sun , he credited the underbelly of fame as being the reason why he put off seeing a doctor about a large lump on his neck — which proved to be a deadly form of cancer.
Like the fact that his porno was faked. Is there nothing sacred left in this world? In an interview with The Daily Beast , which is described as "enthusiastic," "overly-defensive" and "a little manic," Diamond revealed that he wanted to be a nice guy again and that his whole "dick" image was a persona he created to distance himself from Screech and also get roles on Dexter and Breaking Bad. He also told The Daily Beast that Celebrity Fit Club was scripted say it ain't so Judge Mablean and that his book, Behind the Bell , doesn't really count as his because he hired a ghostwriter for the thing. I don't think that's how it works, but okay, whatever helps you sleep at night. Diamond also pointed out that the new lifetime movie about his book because it's his book when it is convenient for him is going to be positive and enlightening and maybe a way for him to become friends with some of the cast of Saved By the Bell again, because he didn't mean any of the fake stuff that the French-Canadian guy who ghostwrote his book made up. It was all a joke! Just like his sex video, which Diamond made because, dude, there's gold in them dicks. Was the sex tape part of the plan, too? To prove that you're not Screech anymore?